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| Sigh
I'll give someone a shot of my finest if they can guess what i've been
up to for the past few days. Dammit there goes a bottle of goose.
Neways im still on the same path since last you saw me, whenever that
would be. Work is the same (need to sell more polices...aka i need ps3
money) and the social life is the same.
Andy brought a shirt today that says "Lady Killer" on it so make sure
you give him shiet for it. I've been playing around on the bar a lil
and Casey and I are going to experiment and make Daquires of Death.
Curious about the contents you say? Well i conclude that anything with
mass quantities of 151 will gurantee the tag of "death" on it. I.E
margaritas of death, or dead babies of death.ect ect
I went to the Warren the other day and saw a lot of familiar faces and
alot of unfamilar ones. I was upset because of the ones i recognized
they all gave me the Dennis Certified Ass out Hug. I guess my influence
of the Warren is quickly fading. But not much to my demise.
Tragic Story: where i work my car is parked in front of a fence. I
guess sometime during the course of my work schedule some ass and half
guy or girl decided the hit the fence from the other side, causing it
to crash onto my hood causing $1,500 worth of damage to it. I did no
see the culprit and as such insurance will not pay me for the loss. I
said "well whoever owns that fence should pay for it" but my boss said
"the owner of the fence was not neclegent what so ever, and you couldnt
even blame him if the wind blew the fence down" why not? i asked
"because its considered an act of god/nature, and no matter how hard u
try you can subrograte god." I plan on contacting CSI to fully
investegate this matter and god will have to fork over 15 benjamins to
fix my baby.
The to do list...
1. bake tien a bacon cake
2. train andy in smash
3. bake tien a french canadian cake
4. find a way to beat dennis's sheik
5. organize and put in motion a well planned tournament
6. Buy more dvds
7. record tiens new r&b hit single "Dead Babies and Hoes"
8.make some purple drink
Until that ill be on the downlow, so you know where to find me.
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| Fighting the Fight
In an ongoing attpemt to keep xanga alive (which is
now dead, gg myspace) i suppose it was due time for an update.
Work has been okay, i've max out my life at think at
the ripe age of 21, merely because im in the office mostly from 10-6
(sometimes 9-6) taking care of clients (who shouldnt even be driving)
while only talking to my boss and coworker. They pay is signifcantly
better than the warren or of any other job ive had but my social life
has plummeted down the hole. This i conclude is the reason why i stuck
around the warren for the first 4 years of my working life. O well like
ppl always say, just wait till life throws something at you.
The basement is well along its way, the framing is
totally done and so is the electrical. I guess the biggest problem
would be to move all of the junk we have downstairs some where so we
can sheet rock without ne obstructions in the way. If ne one wants to
help move sheet rock from my garage to downstairs would be greatly
appreciated, and ill pay you back by having andy give you a full body
massage. (lawl)
I truley believe me and andy have out-smashed
ourselves for we have no more enjoyment in playing the game. I know
suprise huh but now i have dipped back into my ps-1 games and current
about 1/4 the way in FF8 now. Very nostalgic. I was playing halo online
yesterday night and i had the pleasure of bending over TWICE as i ran
into Ogre 1 two games in a row. Pain never felt so good. Andy says he
always up for a challenge in smash bros so if you decided to face him,
i suggest that u go to borders and pick up a great book called andys
moves. Its usually next to the register by the $1 candy and its a
fairly good 2-3 minute read for anyone who wants a fighting edge
against andy (lawl)
The end of summer is drawing near, and the only
thing i can note as worthy was my trip to dallas with my boys. Usually
female companionship would fill in this void but noting my current life
style status its gonna be like this for awhile. I still promise to
throw something before school starts though just to have everyone
together before you all go back to school.
Until then, you know the number
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| Dear Xanga,
Buttsecks
Sincerely,
Simply R.
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| You come you like.
UPdizzle...
teh j-o-b
- Quit Dillards on the spot (omfg)
- Working for my aunt now at Allstate
- Primerica will be on hold if Allstate isn't doing it for me
teh t-r-i-p
- Be going to dallas from the 15th-18th
- Hopefully i won't die at 6 Flags
- Galleria FTW
teh s-u-m-m-e-r
- Dunno when ill be throwing the bbq now since imma still starting up this new job
- i'll give a hollar when i do though
- just hit me up if you wanna do nething
teh m-i-s-c
- i smash/halo to much...o well
- andy is actually getting better (omfg) but i still rape him
- anybody know a good CLEAN place to swim?
- im tired of being the caretaker...its my turn to get drunk
- is everyone going to myspace now?
- < emo > Don't leave me lonely... < / emo >
Holla back
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| !NOTICE! - THE FOLLLOWING CONTENT IS RATED "N" FOR HIGH LEVELS OF NERDYNESS AND PARTIAL NUDITY...
Halo 3, SuperSmashBrothers Brawl, Final Fantasy 13. Those are the main
games i want as of now. And upon configuring the total cost to attain
these games, i became depressed but at the same time excited. Imma
break it down...
Xbox 360 = $400 (buying it from a friend) + Halo 3 = $60 Total = $460
Wii = $300? + SSBB $60? Total = $360
PS3 = $600 + FF13 = $60? Total = $660
Grand Total = $1480 (omfg!) + Taxes = $1600? (fcuk!)
The gaming industry has totally TP (triple penetrated) my wallet. The
fact that the games i desire just happen to be on ALL different
consoles makes me realize how much of a gamer nerd i am...but u know
what? im content with that haha.
Which lead me to my next argument. People have always asked me all my
life "Why do you play games so much?" Well the answer is simple. Its
something to do, and its fun. Most people sit out there being bored
just sitting there looking at other people being bored which makes it
even more boring. While i'm sitting there playing a game and having the
time of my life. To summarize it up i'd rather be playing a game then
sitting there bored off my ass looking for something to do.
Hope to see you all there on launch day...bitches
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